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nicolasiscaged:

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

fingerblaster113:

trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh

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sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

hotguysandpizza:

in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination


"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

"Shall we order dessert?"

"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

purrevogue:

Just some of celebs talking about teen’s “disorders”. (So much more celebs talk about this but I’ve found just these photos.)